Toxic Waste Slime Licker Lip Balm
Say goodbye to dry lips and hello to the sweetest way to hydrate them! Toxic Waste Slime Licker flavored Lip Balm not only keeps lips soft and smooth, but with its outrageously delish flavor it'll make you look and feel like you just tasted a Toxic Waste candy!
Testimonials
Abraham Lincoln
"My only regret in life is never having tried a freeze-dried fruity crunchy!"
The Most Interesting Man in the World
"I don't always eat candy, but when I do, I prefer freeze-dried skittles from The Candy Closet"
Jane Austen
"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good candy, must be intolerably stupid."
Sherlock Holmes
"Candy Closet's chamoy candy is the spice of life, my dear Watson."
The Terminator
"I'll be back... for more Candy Closet treats!"